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Ashton KutcherChristopher Ashton Kutcher (born February 7, 1978) is an American actor, producer, and former model. He is known for his portrayal of Michael Kelso in the Fox sitcom That ’70s Show. He also created, produced, and hosted Punk’d and had lead roles in the Hollywood films Jobs, Dude, Where’s My Car?, Just Married, The Butterfly Effect, The Guardian, and What Happens in Vegas.
Kutcher currently stars as Walden Schmidt on the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men, since Charlie Sheen’s firing from the show in 2011.






1. I DON’T BELIEVE THAT OLD CLICHE THAT GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. I THINK GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WANT SOMETHING SO BAD THEY CAN’T SIT STILL.

2. I AM ONLY YOUNG ONCE, WHO CARES IF I’M A GOOFBALL!

3. MODELING IS THE BEST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LOOK HOT, WHICH COMES EASY TO ME, YOU KNOW. I’M BLESSED WITH THAT.

4. I’M FROM IOWA, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT COOL IS!

5. I WOKE UP MANY MORNINGS NOT KNOWING WHAT I’D DONE THE NIGHT BEFORE. I’M AMAZED I’M NOT DEAD.

6. ALWAYS ROLL UP THE SLEEVES ON YOUR SHIRT. IT GIVES THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU’RE WORKING, EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT.

7. I DEFINITELY BELIEVE THAT IF YOU STOP WORKING AT RELATIONSHIPS, THEY GO AWAY.

8. EVERYONE LOVED STEVE JOBS AND THE IDEA OF STEVE JOBS. LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE, I LOVED A MAN I NEVER KNEW.

9. I DIDN’T REALLY GO THE STARVING-ARTIST ROUTE. I KIND OF WENT AND DID MASSIVE, COMMERCIAL THINGS.

10. I CAN’T GROW A MUSTACHE. IT’S PRETTY SAD IF I ATTEMPT TO.

11. ACTING CAN BE SO MUCH FUN THAT IT’S EASY TO FORGET THAT WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS A JOB. BUT IF I’VE GOT MY TIE ON, I’M GOING TO WORK.

12. I’VE HAD SOME REALLY, REALLY WILD FUN NIGHTS IN VEGAS. I ENDED UP ON STAGE ONCE WITH THIS BAND, THE DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, DOING THE HUMPTY DANCE.

13. BE CAREFUL WITH THE MAN JEWELRY. A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY.

14. YOU KNOW, PHOTO CONVERSATIONS ARE REPLACING VERBAL CONVERSATIONS. I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S A BAD THING. A PHOTO IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS.

15. I BELIEVE THAT OPPORTUNITY LOOKS A LOT LIKE HARD WORK.

16. A LOT OF PEOPLE USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO SHARE MUNDANE THINGS OR FOR SELF-GLORIFICATION. I TRY TO USE IT TO SHARE INTERESTING THINGS WITH PEOPLE.

17. THE SEXIEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS BEING REALLY SMART. AND BEING THOUGHTFUL. AND BEING GENEROUS. EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAP!

18. I’M CONTINUALLY TRYING TO MAKE CHOICES THAT PUT ME AGAINST MY OWN COMFORT ZONE. AS LONG AS YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE, IT MEANS YOU’RE GROWING.

19. I THINK PEOPLE KNOW STEVE JOBS THE SHOWMAN. I THINK PEOPLE KNOW THE GUY WHO STOOD UP AND GAVE THE KEYNOTES. THE MAGICIAN. THE SALESMAN.

20. I’M HAPPY WHEREVER I GO, WHATEVER I DO. I’M HAPPY IN IOWA, I’M HAPPY HERE IN CALIFORNIA.

21. IN E-COMMERCE, YOUR PRICES HAVE TO BE BETTER BECAUSE THE CONSUMER HAS TO TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH IN YOUR PRODUCT.

22. STEVE JOBS WAS A PRETTY COMPLICATED CHARACTER AND SOMEWHAT A PSYCHOLOGICALLY COMPLICATED GUY.

23. AMERICANS THINK THAT THEY HAVE A HISTORY, BUT IT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO EUROPE.

24. DON’T SETTLE FOR WHAT LIFE GIVES YOU; MAKE LIFE BETTER AND BUILD SOMETHING.

25. I ACTUALLY USED TO BE A FRONT FOR THE LARGEST NATIONAL SPORTS-BETTING SYNDICATE IN AMERICA.

26. I COULD NEVER BE WITH A WOMAN WHO FELT LIKE SHE NEEDS TO CHANGE ME.

27. I FAIL FREQUENTLY – I JUST TRY TO KEEP IT QUIET.

28. I SAY WHATEVER I THINK AND WHATEVER IS ON MY MIND, AND I JUST HOPE THAT IT COMES OUT GOOD. I JUST TRY TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN.

29. I’M VERY AWKWARD WHEN I HAVE TIME OFF. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. IT’S WEIRD NOT TO WORK.

30. I FEEL LIKE A FRAUD… MY NAME IS NOT EVEN ACTUALLY ASHTON. ASHTON IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

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